The past few weeks this terrible smell has been coming from my kitchen, enough that I've had nightmares about where it might be coming from. I went sniffing around one and could not find the culprit until I was looking for one of my frying pans and discovered a bag of rotting sweet potatoes oozing their decomposed rot juice all over my lovely kitchen cabinets.
I am sparing you the grossness of moldy sweet potatoes, but here is the lovely stain they left for all the world to see.
"Yeah, that's never coming out." I sprayed some Soft Scrub on that shit, shut the cabinet door and decided to never open it again.
But when I walked by it still smelled. So after fifteen minutes I scrubbed with two Clorox wipes which seemed to get most of the stain out:
Okay. There might be hope.
I scrubbed it some more.
It's definitely looking better. Looks kind of like a peen though.
Probably needs a couple more scrubs to get the job done.
I'm probably not going to fuck with it much more than that though. I have Kim Kardashian Hollywood to play.